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Post by RockstarComplex on Aug 11, 2010 13:01:44 GMT -5
Yeah right.. Like I am going to get eaten by a zombie turtle! I'm getting out of here! Take this though! Throws a shot gun to him. He then runs away, because he's not dying by being eaten by a turtle.
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Post by TheGentlemanne on Aug 11, 2010 13:40:14 GMT -5
*Shoots off his own leg to escape.*
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Post by RockstarComplex on Aug 11, 2010 14:14:28 GMT -5
From his hiding spot he whispers, "Why didn't you shoot the turtle that was on your leg?"
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Post by TheGentlemanne on Aug 11, 2010 15:36:36 GMT -5
"I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID THAT. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET AWAY FROM THEM NOW!!!!"
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Post by RockstarComplex on Aug 11, 2010 16:33:18 GMT -5
From his hiding spot, he can't help but think, "Oh god, he's going to get mauled alive!" He jumps out from behind his hiding spot and starts throwing little rocks at the turtles to distract them. Luckily for him, they are Zombies (which makes them slow) and Turtles (which were already slow) so he has time to run if they get close. He looks at Gentlemanne and yells, "Crawl quickly!"
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Post by TheGentlemanne on Aug 11, 2010 20:47:04 GMT -5
The Gentlemanne begins to crawl away towards a hiding spot behind some crates. I ties off his bleeding nub with a piece of his shirt.. "There's too many of them, how the hell are we supposed to survive?"
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Post by SentryDown on Aug 11, 2010 21:13:58 GMT -5
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dwayne
Rookie Trainer
Ow my ass.
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Post by dwayne on Aug 11, 2010 21:34:39 GMT -5
I ate Francis. He's in my fucking stomach. If you want him back and all the giveaway pokemon he spawns, you'll play by my rules.
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Post by RockstarComplex on Aug 11, 2010 22:15:12 GMT -5
The Gentlemanne begins to crawl away towards a hiding spot behind some crates. I ties off his bleeding nub with a piece of his shirt.. "There's too many of them, how the hell are we supposed to survive?" WE NEED HOT BOILING BUTTER! But where...? |
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Post by TheGentlemanne on Aug 12, 2010 10:21:33 GMT -5
Just as RockstarComplex said Hot Boiling butter The Gentlemanne opened one of the crates he was hiding behind to find 400 sticks of butter. "Thank god today was the day of the big Lobster boil"
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Post by RockstarComplex on Aug 12, 2010 16:18:03 GMT -5
Now we just need a large pot that we can dump them in, and some kind of heating system to heat the pot up. We need a big pot. I'm talking about like REALLY big..
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Post by TheGentlemanne on Aug 13, 2010 0:10:34 GMT -5
"Well, we are right down the street from the museum of oversized household objects. They have the worlds biggest bowl of cereal, and heating unit."
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