Post by quantumzed on Oct 21, 2010 10:58:04 GMT -5
Hello, ingrates! I heard you were enslaving Pokémon around here, so I thought I'd just drop by to say, "Screw you!" It seems like every 10-year-old runt with delusions of grandeur just snags a Pokémon from their friendly neighborhood Josef Mengele and heads out on some magical adventure to beat the Elite Four. You think you're the best trainer around? Well, wonderboy, I've got news for you: you ain't shit!
You ever wonder why I never use the same Pokémon twice? It's because I only ever keep them long enough to deal with tools like you. Then I just release them back into the wild where they belong. I never sleep with the same woman twice either, but that's just because I'm sexy enough to get away with it. Meanwhile, you are still a virgin living at home with mom and a dad who can't make it home for your birthday!
You want to be a real man? Just follow in my footsteps and maybe you can be marginally less of a waste of space than you currently are.
RULES:
- You must abandon (box) your team between each gym.
- Bonus points for releasing your team instead. - Your new team must consist of only Pokémon that can be found on the routes and caves between the two gyms. "Gift" Pokémon such as Lapras and the fossils are fair game as well, but legendaries are not.
- You may use your old team to capture your new team, but you may not use them to battle trainers.
The Monotype Challenge has you imitating a gym leader, the N Challenge has you imitating N. Simple enough. Unless I get drowned in coursework, I'll be attempting this myself soon, but feel free to start one of your own if you're so inclined. Any game will do, but Diamond and Pearl would be especially impressive ('cuz Cynthia).