Random Sayings and Quotes Thread

[RockstarComplex]

Have you ever been watching/listening to a movie/tv show/song and just had to quote a line from it? Have you ever been sitting there and something funny pops into your head, but you don't have anyone to say it to? Have you ever had just the most random thing come to you out of nowhere and you felt like saying it, but no one could hear you?

Well here's the "Random Sayings and Quotes" Thread. Want to blurt out a line? Go ahead. Want to sound like a crazy person? No problem. Have that one lyric stuck in your head? Let's hear it.

Don't be afraid because no one here will judge you. Everyone is a little crazy, plus we might end up stealing your quote.

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I'll start:

"Don't poke the bear, it'll only make him angry. I really don't want to have to shoot the bear. Can't you hear me? Maybe I won't shoot the bear, but instead i'll shoot you for poking the bear!"

[​Evan]

"Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man."

"I'm still a million dollars short of being a millionaire!"

[RockstarComplex]

"Tickle it, Pissies." - A catch phrase our local Rock Station's Morning DJs came up with. ShadowJFX will most likely know about them.

"If you are going to kick someone in the teeth, at least kick them with both feet." - Keith Richards.

[Francis]

If you don't like my driving, STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK.

I live by this quote.

[RockstarComplex]

That is a great quote, Francis.

"Touch me again, Kraut-burger!" - Brad Pitt as Lt. Aldo Raine after head-butting Christoph Waltz's Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds.

[sephiloli]

Regarding Pokémon:

Matt: It has eyebrows, too. I don't like that.
Ashley: I think the thing that separates humans from Pokémon is that we have eyebrows and they don't.
(pause)
Ashley: /racist against pokémon

Yes, I know a lot of pokémon have eyebrows. That was kinda the joke, Brogepi.

[RockstarComplex]

"The only good bug, is a dead bug." - Starship Troopers (this film used to give me nightmares when I was a kid. I have no idea why. I can watch it now and find it to be totally awesome. When I was a kid though, this thing made me scared of bugs and spiders. I still can't touch them.)